If people are reading this blog out of curiosity, then I apologize. I don’t really pride myself on being an authority on media, let alone someone who’s gotten high scores in their literature classes. However, I’ve gotten pretty sick of doomscrolling on Twitter and trying to make myself look just a bit more credible not linking Tumblr, so I’m here now. Call me Orange.

I have opinions, creative ideas because I’m an artist and a beginning writer, and I have a need to wax poetic on the mundane side of the world. I think this WordPress would be a great start to do so, as I can even act like I have an audience without the actual numbers. I need to word myself better, so this is also an exercise of sorts.

What’s up with “Bitter Orange Boat”? I like alliteration. I like bitter oranges and the color orange. I call this blog a “boat” than say something clever and cute like the “Tangerine Submarine” because I don’t think I’ll be as deep as any of the other, way more clever ones on this site of the internet.